Hi there, if anyone knows me, it is that I love my pinterest account to the ultimate core more than coffee which these days I seem to dunk on a lot to my auntie’s seemingly dismay but hey at least it is not grandma, one cup of coffee and she goes bananas. I like to my grandma the plum. I do have my ifs with her. She is so annoying. Honestly, she literally thought of getting me married to some brother who was in his 30s. Who knows, he probably has white pubes. If I was going to get married to someone, he has to be white, I am not trying to be racist but dude my father is brown. I don’t want to sleep with someone who is brown. He needs to be masculine, someone I would drool over and he needs to have a big penis. I am sorry but apparently there are different sizes and hell no am I accepting someone with a small one. It needs to be huge. A girl can have her choices. It has made me quite self – conscious whenever a guy displays interest. Who knows, he might have a small penis. That’s something I do not want. I need to do more research within this topic. It is quite important. He also needs to be a virgin to teach him about the act. He needs to have grey eyes and needs to be a ginger. I find them quite exotic just like me. Where was I? He also needs to provide for me at the very least a million pounds a week and also needs to be VERY MASCULINALLY WITH ABS. He needs to have pink lips. He needs to know what fun is as well. He needs to have a good history with the opposite gender. I don’t like the idea of mistreatment. I don’t want to meet him virtually. I want there to be A HUGEMANGEOUS SPARKKKKKKKK. He cannot have a beard. All I would think it needs to be moisturised. It does not look good. But at the same time he cannot look like my father’s face with stubble. He deffo cannot be hairy or I am leaving him. He also needs to cook and clean. He needs to have faith. He cannot have pubes. Nowadays I do not know with the opposite gender, they probably do not have a shaving routine.
I feel like my current path is really bad as I was doing accounting and business management and now I am switching to law. I kind of feel like I am VERY EXTREMELY BEHIND OUT OF THIS SWITCH. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed today’s blog.
Till next time, XOXO
THE BASICALLY WHITE BITCH
according to family’s racial profile
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